tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post4024215804492626730..comments2024-01-01T03:41:22.940-05:00Comments on The Maybe Baby (Babies): Emptymhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07830332489753742950noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-27891884495896428942008-05-04T12:43:00.000-05:002008-05-04T12:43:00.000-05:00I'm a day late and a dollar short, but I'm really ...I'm a day late and a dollar short, but I'm really sorry it didn't work this time. Thinking of you and DH.Cloverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05183249495152641708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-43996854606920927642008-04-01T11:18:00.000-05:002008-04-01T11:18:00.000-05:00How many surrealists does it take to change a ligh...How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?<BR/><BR/>A fish.Shinejilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03353174053245279899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-33001488431249323042008-04-01T08:51:00.000-05:002008-04-01T08:51:00.000-05:00What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.Long but go...What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.<BR/><BR/>Long but good, as in terrible. A frog walks into a bank and asks the teller, Patty Black, for a loan. She says, "Fine, but what do you have for collateral?" The frog pulls something out of his pocket and says, "This. Here's my collateral." Patty doesn't know what it is, so she goes to check with her manager, who tells her, "It's a knick knack Jendeishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11960909534349311223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-16316992995480043552008-03-31T23:03:00.000-05:002008-03-31T23:03:00.000-05:00Newbie here...Mr. Jones is the light of the nursin...Newbie here...<BR/><BR/>Mr. Jones is the light of the nursing home, he always has a smile and all the ladies love him. The nurses are suprised to see him walking down the hall with a glum look on his face...They ask him "Mr. Jones, why the sad face?" His response..."My dick died" The nurses were shocked and dismayed but expressed their condolences.<BR/>The next day the nurses see Mr. Jones Skerryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18335729190639150356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-75918881362457772342008-03-31T22:11:00.000-05:002008-03-31T22:11:00.000-05:00What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on yo...What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on your door step?<BR/>-Matt<BR/><BR/>What do you call a girl with one leg up against a wall?<BR/>-Ilene<BR/><BR/>What do you call a girl with a wooden leg?<BR/>-Peg<BR/><BR/>I know really bad. i am a horrible joke teller - I always say the punch line too soon!Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00867733939934906090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-68128074217742272612008-03-31T17:13:00.000-05:002008-03-31T17:13:00.000-05:00What's the difference between a corvette and a por...What's the difference between a corvette and a porcupine?<BR/><BR/>A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.<BR/><BR/>Buh-dum-bum.Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12460332191706365559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-86944334069845019372008-03-31T16:27:00.000-05:002008-03-31T16:27:00.000-05:00Here's a nice, long, terrible joke:Guy walks into ...Here's a nice, long, terrible joke:<BR/><BR/>Guy walks into a bar carrying a box. He sets the box down on the bar and opens it up. Inside is a perfect, foot-tall gentleman sitting at a tiny piano. The bartender says wow, that's cool! Where'd you get it?<BR/><BR/>The guy says "I got it from this genie," showing the bartender an elaborate lamp.<BR/><BR/>The bartender says "Ok, I'll give you Paranoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15941403343831583259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-3245187901327388412008-03-31T15:43:00.000-05:002008-03-31T15:43:00.000-05:00Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to...Why did the chicken cross the playground?<BR/><BR/>To get to the other slide.annacyclopediahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10461037288546901657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-88129368693897587042008-03-31T15:42:00.000-05:002008-03-31T15:42:00.000-05:00variation on mel's... how do you make a hormone? ...variation on mel's... <BR/>how do you make a hormone? <BR/>don't pay her. <BR/><BR/>ok here's another really bad one... <BR/><BR/>what's the most insensitive part of a penis?<BR/>the man.<BR/><BR/>my favorite is the humping dog though...lunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455301696832647867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-58232157215998963552008-03-31T14:23:00.000-05:002008-03-31T14:23:00.000-05:00How do you kill a circus?Go straight for the juggl...How do you kill a circus?<BR/><BR/>Go straight for the juggler!<BR/><BR/>I'm so sorry to hear the outcome. It just isn't fairCarriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15454167446758199344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-50588785549665462532008-03-31T13:39:00.000-05:002008-03-31T13:39:00.000-05:00I am about to face my 4th IVF failure and so dont ...I am about to face my 4th IVF failure and so dont want to post it as I dont want the sympathy...had it all before. Think we'll eventually head for DE, so your blog has been a big help. Thanks. <BR/><BR/>P.S<BR/>A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline Beckshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01893937400698223343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-3291727636746800862008-03-31T13:24:00.000-05:002008-03-31T13:24:00.000-05:00Oh - I am so sorry - that just sucks balls. Howev...Oh - I am so sorry - that just sucks balls. However:<BR/><BR/>What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?<BR/><BR/>Iceberg.LJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08398924875071245573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-17742029665946540032008-03-30T21:08:00.000-05:002008-03-30T21:08:00.000-05:00I have no jokes. You have no good news. Which that...I have no jokes. You have no good news. Which that weren't the case for either of us. I'm sorry.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-42440101659429965472008-03-30T20:40:00.000-05:002008-03-30T20:40:00.000-05:00I'm sorry I am late . . . sorry for the bad jokes....I'm sorry I am late . . . sorry for the bad jokes. They are my standby bad jokes.<BR/><BR/>Why do elephants have flat fee?<BR/><BR/>Because they jump out of trees.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Why should you not walk through the forest between 10 and 2?<BR/><BR/>That is when the elephants are jumping out of the trees.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Why do beavers have flat tails?<BR/><BR/>They walk though the forest between 10Kamihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01215000341567119958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-89963620419302603652008-03-30T20:00:00.000-05:002008-03-30T20:00:00.000-05:00So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...AlSo this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...<BR/><BR/>AlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-48718648305686954942008-03-29T11:22:00.000-05:002008-03-29T11:22:00.000-05:00I wish I had one to add. But I'm taking away some...I wish I had one to add. But I'm taking away some really fantastic ones!<BR/><BR/>So sorry about your news today. This is a novel way of dealing. Kudos and hugs to you, M.Lori Lavender Luzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15394441222262940632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-56176444139225357712008-03-29T08:31:00.000-05:002008-03-29T08:31:00.000-05:00What do you call cheese that isn't yours?Nacho che...What do you call cheese that isn't yours?<BR/><BR/>Nacho cheese!<BR/><BR/><BR/>You have no idea how much my husband hates that one . . .Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11509124764568535676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-43244895558955769682008-03-28T17:43:00.000-05:002008-03-28T17:43:00.000-05:001.What does toilet paper and Capt. Kirk have in co...1.What does toilet paper and Capt. Kirk have in common?<BR/>They both circle Uranus looking for Kling-ons.<BR/><BR/><BR/>2. The Department of Fish & Game is merging with the CA Highway Patrol. <BR/>The new name is FISH & CHIPS.<BR/><BR/>That's the best I can do on a Friday afternoon.wifethereofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04915204927623670614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-70116186649312612212008-03-28T17:34:00.000-05:002008-03-28T17:34:00.000-05:00I wish I had a better memory for jokes. This is th...I wish I had a better memory for jokes. This is the only one I can remember at the moment: <BR/><BR/>Where do polar bears keep their money?<BR/><BR/>In a Snow Bank...Pamela T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11474998003921896431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-84413702323284039042008-03-28T17:31:00.000-05:002008-03-28T17:31:00.000-05:00How do you make a hormone?Kick her in the knees.Th...How do you make a hormone?<BR/><BR/>Kick her in the knees.<BR/><BR/>This didn't show up on Google Reader today! I just came over here by chance (and I'm signed into my work email so ignore that this says Stirrup Queen instead of Mel).Stirrup Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10402170008945044641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-76899860150967088702008-03-28T15:29:00.000-05:002008-03-28T15:29:00.000-05:00What did Spock find in the toilet?The Captain's Lo...What did Spock find in the toilet?<BR/><BR/>The Captain's Log.<BR/><BR/>hahahaha I LOVE this joke. no one else does. :)(from guess who? lb)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-23487809870055836432008-03-28T14:59:00.000-05:002008-03-28T14:59:00.000-05:00strange...that was me, stacyb who posted those fou...strange...that was me, stacyb who posted those four terrible jokes...someone else must have been on my computer.<BR/><BR/>might as well give you another...make terrible one<BR/><BR/>How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?<BR/>Pooched.stacybhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15287587962566164235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-78812752747308649972008-03-28T12:35:00.000-05:002008-03-28T12:35:00.000-05:00i think this is a four terrible joke day...What di...i think this is a four terrible joke day...<BR/><BR/>What did the snowman say to the other snowman? <BR/>"Do you smell carrot?" <BR/><BR/> <BR/><BR/>What's an archeologist? <BR/>Someone whose career is in ruins. <BR/><BR/> <BR/><BR/>What do you get when you cross a turkey with a penguin? -- a very cross penguin<BR/><BR/> <BR/><BR/>What do you call an avid gardener? -- herbOwen Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13549348004692317862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-58870614683990930692008-03-28T11:46:00.000-05:002008-03-28T11:46:00.000-05:00I'm sorry.My bad joke is lame, but I guess that's ...I'm sorry.<BR/><BR/>My bad joke is lame, but I guess that's the point:<BR/><BR/>What's green and happy?<BR/>-A Glad garbage bad.beaglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627886826215379414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4081793919169564426.post-29529566021745845952008-03-28T10:19:00.000-05:002008-03-28T10:19:00.000-05:00oh my dear. These are better than I ever could hav...oh my dear. These are better than I ever could have imagined. Thank you. <BR/><BR/>So much.mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07830332489753742950noreply@blogger.com