Friday, December 14, 2007
Old Habits Dye Hard
I woke up this morning from a bad dream to a splitting headache, a huge zit forming on my right cheek and later, a dizzy spell that made me want to puke. Thank you, lupron.
Needless to say, I was feeling neither attractive nor functional. Useless. To myself and others. What could I do to get myself out of this nasty funk? I knew. Oh, I knew.
I broke open the bottle.
Oh no she di'nt.
Oh yes, she did.
And now my hair is a lovely dark chestnut brown for the holidays. Ms. Clairol, you saved the day, like you always do.